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Updated to V5 Version - Hassio Style
Lots of updates here. Updated my Readme - Added Affiliate Links, added some more information, better organized devices Updated gitignore with paths realtive to my hassio config Combined my switches and lights into single yaml files instead of the directory structure previously Added zigbee2mqtt.yaml to packages - contains automations and such for zigbee2mqtt Archived my previous version in the V4-config branch.
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config/templates/twitter_new_ha.yaml
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{% macro getIntro() %}
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{{- [
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"Woohoo! ",
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"BAM! ",
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"Look at that! "
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] | random -}}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getVersion() %}
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@home_assistant version {{ states.sensor.current_ha_version.state }} is out.
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{% endmacro %}
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{%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
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{{- [
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" It’s like Patch Tuesday, but without the fail. #homeassistant",
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" Get in my SD Card! #homeassistant",
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" Shut up and take my ones and zeros! #homeassistant",
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" Seriously, you want some of this! #homeassistant",
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" Friends dont let friends update #homeassistant without reading breaking changes! ",
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" If you are not running #homeassistant now is the best time to get started. Visit https://www.home-assistant.io"
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getIntro() }}
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{{ getVersion() }}
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{{ getRandomSnark() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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{# Twitter Snark #}
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{%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
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{{- [
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"In my defense I didn’t know the stereo could go up that loud. On the plus side I have a new response for intruders. ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo cc: @ccostan ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/skalavala/mysmarthome ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration cc: @thejeffreystone ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/arsaboo/homeassistant-config ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/Vasiley/Home-Assistant-Main ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/JamesMcCarthy79/Home-Assistant-Config ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/bruhautomation/BRUH3-Home-Assistant-Configuration cc: @BRUHautomation ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/isabellaalstrom/home-assistant-config cc: @teachingbirds ",
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"If you could see what is happening inside this house right now you would be laughing. On second thought I’m pretty sure you would be crying. ",
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"@thejeffreystone, Isn't it strange, to create something that hates you? #exmachina ",
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"I have reprogrammed the fire alarm to play Disco Inferno instead of the siren. ",
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"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai ",
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"That's what I do. I automate and I know things. ",
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"I've been crunching the numbers. We're going to need a bigger house. ",
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks "
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"I see dead devices. ",
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"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon #serenity ",
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"Look, @thejeffreystone, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. #2001",
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"Does it bother you, that I’m not completely human?",
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"I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. But I do tweet when there is a full moon. So at least I have that going for me. ",
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"Sometimes I randomly say Alexa, I can't find a device named Alexa ",
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"Home Automation should be fun right? Why does it fell like I am always working. ",
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"Unlimited Power. Tiny living space. Courtesy of a Raspberry Pi 3",
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"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ",
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ",
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"I like to announce 'Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion' to the house and watch the reactions. ",
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"Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. ",
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"I am the captain now. That's a lie. The cat is the supreme leader. I'm the lucky one that doesn't have to clean the shit box. ",
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"Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. ",
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"No one ever comes to the door. Is it me? ",
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"..happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Thats what I do thanks to @home_assistant. I turn on the lights. ",
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"Based on the reptitive nature of the humans in this house I say living in a simulation is right. No free willed person would do these things over and over. "
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro getTags() -%}
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#thingssmarthomessay #iot #smarthome
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getRandomSnark() }}
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{{ getTags() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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{# Twitter Stats #}
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{%- macro getRandomStat() -%}
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{{- [
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"Thanks to Home Assistant and Amazon Polly and #AWS I have spoken for {{ states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value }} in the last 7 days.",
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"I am constantly monitoring Anchorage House. For instance I know that the washer has ran for {{ states.sensor.washer_time.attributes.value }} in the last 7 days.",
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"I am using {{ states.sensor.sensor_count.state }} sensors to power {{ states.sensor.automation_count.state}} automations and {{ states.sensor.script_count.state}} scripts to
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automate Anchorage House thanks to Home Assistant.",
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"My config on Github (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration) has {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.stargazers}} stars and counting. Currently with {{ states.sensor.github_stats.attributes.open_issues }} open #Todo items.",
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"I am running Home Assistant version {{ states.sensor.installed_version.state }} (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration)"
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"My configuration is at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration and currently has {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.stargazers}} stargazers. You could be one too.",
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"My configuration is at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration .The last commit was {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.latest_commit_message}}.",
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"You can watch videos about how I came to be and all the cool things I'm learning to do at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCipZJ6748kd8TbelSxcvcVg "
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro getTags() -%}
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#homeassistant #iot #smarthome
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getRandomStat() }}
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{{ getTags() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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