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Coninuing with the major audible notifications overhual of 2020
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Jeffrey Stone
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>
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{# Event Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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{% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %}
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Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('calendar.anchorage_holidays', 'on') %}
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Today is {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
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Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper.
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{% endif %}
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{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
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{% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
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{{ [
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'And a very special Happy ',
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'It is also ',
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'Today is also known as ',
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'Oh <emphasis>Look</emphasis>. Today is ',
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'Want to know a fact? Today is ',
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'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
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]|random }}
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{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
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{%- endif -%}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
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{% elif states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int > 1 and states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int < 15 %}
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Skylar's Birthday is in {{ states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state }} days!
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
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{% elif states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int > 1 and states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int < 15 %}
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Jeff's Birthday is in {{ states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state }} days!
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
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{% elif states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int > 1 and states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int < 15 %}
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Katherine's Birthday is in {{ states.sensor.birthday_kat.state }} days!
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
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'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
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{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 and states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int > 1 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
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{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
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'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 and states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int > 1 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
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{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
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'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
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{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
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</p>
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<p>
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It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
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It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch_temperature.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
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@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
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And do not forget. Today is also {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
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Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper.
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Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper garbage that someone else would have to pick up.
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{% endif %}
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{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
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{% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
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'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
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]|random }}
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{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
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{{ [
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'We should celebrate.',
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'I will leave the party planning up to <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
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'I bet <emphasis>you</emphasis> are glad I told you.',
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'Wait. <emphasis>Really.</emphasis> That cannot be a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday.',
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'Wait. <emphasis>That</emphasis> is a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday?',
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'Umm. Okay. You <emphasis>cannot</emphasis> make this stuff up.',
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'But, <emphasis>that</emphasis> just sounds silly.',
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'You did not know did <emphasis>you</emphasis>? But, <emphasis>now </emphasis> you do.'
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]|random }}
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{{ [
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'Anyway. ',
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'Moving On. ',
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'Back to the morning announcements. ',
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'Right. Well. '
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]|random }}
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{%- endif -%}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
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</p>
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<p>
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It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
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It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch_temperature.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
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>
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{# Nightky Report #}
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{# Nightly Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
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Good morning.
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
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Good afternoon.
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{% else %}
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Good evening.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
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{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
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{% else %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
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{% endif %}
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
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{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
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{% else %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ [
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'The sun is officially down. Exterior Cameras are now motion activated.',
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'The sun has been ushered off the stage. I have armed the perimiter cameras.',
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'You are running out of daylight. Time to wrap up any outside chores.',
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'Switching Anchorage House to night mode! ',
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'The outside world has switched to dark mode.',
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'It is a little past Sunset. Time to turn on the outside lights. I am on it.',
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'I will switch on the outside lights. It is getting dark outside.',
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'Time to turn on the front lights. I will take care of it.',
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'If you have not looked outside lately, the light of the day is almost gone.'
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]|random }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
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{{ [ 'The garage door is open. ',
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'The pod bay doors are open. ',
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'Someone forgot to close the garage.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.side_door', 'on') %}
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{{ [ 'The side door is ajar. ',
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'The side door is open. ',
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'Someone forgot to close the side door.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
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There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
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The National Weather Service Has issued,
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{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
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{% else %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ [
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'Tonight we can expect,',
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'Expect weather tonight to be,'
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]|random }}
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{{ states.sensor.nws_overnight_forecast.state }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.freeze_warning','on') %}
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{{ [ 'The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. <emphasis>Someone</emphasis> might want to bring the lemon tree in. ',
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'It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like, the turn water solid <emphasis>kind</emphasis> of cold. Think of the poor plants.',
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'I suggest bringing in the plants other wise, the temperature might kill them. And that will be on <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
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'I would say winter is coming. But, based on the weather forecast <emphasis>it</emphasis> appears to be here.',
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'It will be freezing cold tonight. I would bring in the plants but I lack legs. And Arms. So I am forced to rely on you. Do not let me down.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Tuesday') %}
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
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{{ [ 'Do not forget to bring in the trash cans. ',
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'The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ',
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'The <say-as interpret-as="characters">HOA</say-as> will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
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{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
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'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
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'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
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] | random }}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
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{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
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'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
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'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
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{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
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'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
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'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
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'until you need a costume.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
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{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
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'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
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'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
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'until you need a costume.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
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Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
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{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
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'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
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'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
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'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
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'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
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'Do not eat all the cookies. '
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] | random }}
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There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
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{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
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'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
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'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
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'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
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'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
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'Do not eat all the cookies. '
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
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There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
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There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
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There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
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There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
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There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
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{% else %}
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There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
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There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
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{% else %}
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There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 1 %}
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Oh, and there is just one more sleep until the next Disney Trip!
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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'Sentry Mode is enabled.',
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'Sentry mode is currently active.',
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'Barn Door Protocol is currently in effect.',
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'My security system is currently armed.'
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'My security system is currently armed.',
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'Anchorage House is in lockdown mode. '
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] | random}}
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{% else %}
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{{ [
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'Sentry Mode is disabled.',
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'Sentry mode is currently inactive.',
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'My security system is currently disarmed.'
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'My security system is currently disarmed.',
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'Anchorage House is currently in standby. '
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] | random}}
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{% endif %}
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{%- if states.group.external_doors.state == 'off' %}
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All external doors are secured.
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All external doors are currently secured.
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{% else %}
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The following doors are open,
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{%- if states.binary_sensor.front_door.state == 'on' %}
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Front Door.
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{% endif %}
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{%- if states.binary_sensor.back_door.state == 'on' %}
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Back Door.
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{% endif %}
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{%- if states.binary_sensor.laundry_room_door.state == 'on' %}
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Laundry Room Door.
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{% endif %}
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{%- if states.binary_sensor.garage_door.state == 'on' %}
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Garage Door.
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{% endif %}
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{%- if states.binary_sensor.side_door.state == 'on' %}
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Side Door.
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{% set open_doors = expand('group.external_doors')| selectattr('state', 'eq', 'on') | map(attribute='name')|join(' and ') %}
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{% set open_door_count = expand('group.external_doors') | selectattr('state', 'eq', 'on') | list | count %}
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{% if open_door_count == 1 %}
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{% set is_are = ' is ' %}
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{% else %}
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{% set is_are = ' are ' %}
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{% endif %}
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{%- macro announcement(open_doors, is_are) -%}
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{{ [
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open_doors ~ is_are + " standing open.",
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open_doors ~ is_are + " not secured.",
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open_doors ~ is_are + " open."
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] | random }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{{announcement(open_doors)}}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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>
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{# Skylar Nightly Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
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{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
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'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
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'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
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{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
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'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
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'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
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'until you need a costume.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
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{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
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'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
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'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
|
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'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
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'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
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'Do not eat all the cookies. '
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
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There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
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There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
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{% endif %}
|
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
|
||||
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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||||
</p>
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<p>
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Skyler,
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||||
{{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',
|
||||
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174
config/templates/speech/sundown_briefing.yaml
Executable file
174
config/templates/speech/sundown_briefing.yaml
Executable file
@@ -0,0 +1,174 @@
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>
|
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{# Nightky Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
|
||||
Good morning.
|
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
|
||||
Good afternoon.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
Good evening.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'The sun is officially down. Exterior Cameras are now motion activated.',
|
||||
'The sun has been ushered off the stage. I have armed the perimiter cameras.',
|
||||
'You are running out of daylight. Time to wrap up any outside chores.',
|
||||
'Switching Anchorage House to night mode! ',
|
||||
'The outside world has switched to dark mode.',
|
||||
'It is a little past Sunset. Time to turn on the outside lights. I am on it.',
|
||||
'I will switch on the outside lights. It is getting dark outside.',
|
||||
'Time to turn on the front lights. I will take care of it.',
|
||||
'If you have not looked outside lately, the light of the day is almost gone.'
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'The garage door is open. ',
|
||||
'The pod bay doors are open. ',
|
||||
'Someone forgot to close the garage.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.side_door', 'on') %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'The side door is ajar. ',
|
||||
'The side door is open. ',
|
||||
'Someone forgot to close the side door.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
|
||||
There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
|
||||
The National Weather Service Has issued,
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'Tonight we can expect,',
|
||||
'Expect weather tonight to be,'
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
{{ states.sensor.nws_overnight_forecast.state }}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('input_boolean.freeze_warning','on') %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. <emphasis>Someone</emphasis> might want to bring the lemon tree in. ',
|
||||
'It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like, the turn water solid <emphasis>kind</emphasis> of cold. Think of the poor plants.',
|
||||
'I suggest bringing in the plants other wise, the temperature might kill them. And that will be on <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
|
||||
'I would say winter is coming. But, based on the weather forecast <emphasis>it</emphasis> appears to be here.',
|
||||
'It will be freezing cold tonight. I would bring in the plants but I lack legs. And Arms. So I am forced to rely on you. Do not let me down.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Tuesday') %}
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'Do not forget to bring in the trash cans. ',
|
||||
'The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ',
|
||||
'The <say-as interpret-as="characters">HOA</say-as> will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
|
||||
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
|
||||
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
|
||||
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
|
||||
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
|
||||
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
|
||||
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
|
||||
'until you need a costume.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
|
||||
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
|
||||
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
|
||||
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
|
||||
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
|
||||
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
|
||||
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
|
||||
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
|
||||
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
|
||||
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Oh, and there is just one more sleep until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
|
||||
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
|
||||
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
|
||||
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
||||
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
|
||||
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
|
||||
{{ getReport() }}
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
||||
{# Call the macro #}
|
||||
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
|
||||
Reference in New Issue
Block a user