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{# Event Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
'until you need a costume.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
{% else %}
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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>
{# Morning Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Good morning.
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
Good afternoon.
{% else %}
Good evening.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
{% endif %}
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'Today is ',
'If you have not been keeping track today is ',
'Do you know what day of the week it is? Today is',
'I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but today is '
]|random }}
{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
</p>
<p>
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
The National Weather Service Has issued,
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
{% else %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'The rest of the day should be,',
'Todays forecast should be ,'
]|random }}
{{ states.sensor.nws_current_forecast.state }}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('input_boolean.heartworm', 'on') %}
Today is the day Winston gets his heartworm medicine.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Monday') %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
{{ [ 'Do not forget tomorrow is Trash Day. ',
'I advise you move the trash cans to the curb for the weekly pickup. ',
' The trash and recycle should go out.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.halloween_countdown','0') %}
Happy Halloween!
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('sensor.christmas_countdown','0') %}
Merry Christmas Everyone!
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_our_wedding','0') %}
Happy Anniversary! It been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.attributes.years }} years!
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %}
Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}.
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('calendar.anchorage_holidays', 'on') %}
And do not forget. Today is also {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper.
{% endif %}
{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
{% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
{{ [
'And a very special Happy ',
'It is also ',
'Today is also known as ',
'Oh <emphasis>Look</emphasis>. Today is ',
'Want to know a fact? Today is ',
'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
]|random }}
{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
{{ [
'We should celebrate.',
'I will leave the party planning up to <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
'I bet <emphasis>you</emphasis> are glad I told you.',
'Wait. <emphasis>Really.</emphasis> That cannot be a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday.',
'Wait. <emphasis>That</emphasis> is a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday?',
'Umm. Okay. You <emphasis>cannot</emphasis> make this stuff up.',
'But, <emphasis>that</emphasis> just sounds silly.',
'You did not know did <emphasis>you</emphasis>? But, <emphasis>now </emphasis> you do.'
]|random }}
{{ [
'Anyway. ',
'Moving On. ',
'Back to the morning announcements. ',
'Right. Well. '
]|random }}
{%- endif -%}
</p>
<p>
{%- if states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round > 50 %}
Traffic to the Zoo appears heavy than normnal.
{% else %}
Traffic to the Zoo is normal.
{% endif %}
Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round}} minutes to get to the Zoo.
{%- if states.sensor.home_to_summit.state|round > 50 %}
Traffic to the Cox Automotive appears heavy than normnal.
{% else %}
Traffic to the Cox is normal.
{% endif %}
Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_summit.state|round}} minutes to get to Cox Automotive.
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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>
{# Morning Wakeup Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Good morning.
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
Good afternoon.
{% else %}
Good evening.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
{% endif %}
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
{{ [
'Today is ',
'If you have not been keeping track today is ',
'Do you know what day of the week it is? Today is',
'I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but today is ',
'Oh look, once again it is '
]|random }}
{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
</p>
<p>
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'nice outside',
'pretty nice outside ',
'a good day to be outside ',
'rather enjoyable outside ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'bit warm ',
' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'hot',
'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %}
It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
{{ [ 'Skylar has school today.',
'Skylar needs to head to school in about forty minutes. ',
'Skylar should go to school today. '
] | random }}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
But It is early release!
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
Today for Lunch at school
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-nuggets' %}
they are having Chicken Nuggets.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-gwinnettburger' %}
they are having Gwinnetts Best Burger.
{{ [ 'Which seems like an overstatement if you ask me.',
'But is it really?',
'If you like this, I know where to find Texas Best Barbeque.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-pizza' %}
it is Pizza.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-minipups' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-hotdogs' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% else %}
it might be a good day to take something.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_is_awake', 'on') %}
Skylar was up and moving at {{ states.input_datetime.skylar_awake_at.state }}.
{% if is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
and he appears to be in the Theater
{% endif %}
{% else %}
It doesn't appear that Skylar is out of bed yet.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{%- if states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round > 50 %}
Traffic to the Zoo appears heavy than normnal.
{% else %}
Traffic to the Zoo is normal.
{% endif %}
Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round}} minutes to get to the Zoo.
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Nightky Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Good morning.
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
Good afternoon.
{% else %}
Good evening.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
{% endif %}
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'The sun is officially down. Exterior Cameras are now motion activated.',
'The sun has been ushered off the stage. I have armed the perimiter cameras.',
'You are running out of daylight. Time to wrap up any outside chores.',
'Switching Anchorage House to night mode! ',
'The outside world has switched to dark mode.',
'It is a little past Sunset. Time to turn on the outside lights. I am on it.',
'I will switch on the outside lights. It is getting dark outside.',
'Time to turn on the front lights. I will take care of it.',
'If you have not looked outside lately, the light of the day is almost gone.'
]|random }}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
{{ [ 'The garage door is open. ',
'The pod bay doors are open. ',
'Someone forgot to close the garage.'
] | random }}
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.side_door', 'on') %}
{{ [ 'The side door is ajar. ',
'The side door is open. ',
'Someone forgot to close the side door.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
The National Weather Service Has issued,
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
{% else %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'Tonight we can expect,',
'Expect weather tonight to be,'
]|random }}
{{ states.sensor.nws_overnight_forecast.state }}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('input_boolean.freeze_warning','on') %}
{{ [ 'The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. <emphasis>Someone</emphasis> might want to bring the lemon tree in. ',
'It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like, the turn water solid <emphasis>kind</emphasis> of cold. Think of the poor plants.',
'I suggest bringing in the plants other wise, the temperature might kill them. And that will be on <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
'I would say winter is coming. But, based on the weather forecast <emphasis>it</emphasis> appears to be here.',
'It will be freezing cold tonight. I would bring in the plants but I lack legs. And Arms. So I am forced to rely on you. Do not let me down.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
</p>
{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Tuesday') %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
{{ [ 'Do not forget to bring in the trash cans. ',
'The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ',
'The <say-as interpret-as="characters">HOA</say-as> will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
'until you need a costume.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
{% else %}
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Security Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{%- if states.input_boolean.sentry_mode.state == 'on' %}
{{ [
'Sentry Mode is enabled.',
'Sentry mode is currently active.',
'Barn Door Protocol is currently in effect.',
'My security system is currently armed.'
] | random}}
{% else %}
{{ [
'Sentry Mode is disabled.',
'Sentry mode is currently inactive.',
'My security system is currently disarmed.'
] | random}}
{% endif %}
{%- if states.group.external_doors.state == 'off' %}
All external doors are secured.
{% else %}
The following doors are open,
{%- if states.binary_sensor.front_door.state == 'on' %}
Front Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.back_door.state == 'on' %}
Back Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.laundry_room_door.state == 'on' %}
Laundry Room Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.garage_door.state == 'on' %}
Garage Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.side_door.state == 'on' %}
Side Door.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Skylar Morning Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
Skylar,
{% if is_state('sensor.birthday_skylar', '0') %}
Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
{% else %}
{{ [ 'It is time to get dressed. ',
'It is time to put some real clothes on. ',
'it is now time to change your underwear.',
'You need to get dressed for the day.',
'If you have not gotten dressed it is that time.',
'We have reached that time during the day in which you should get dressed.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'nice outside',
'pretty nice outside ',
'a good day to be outside ',
'rather enjoyable outside ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'bit warm ',
' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'hot',
'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %}
It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
Because you have school today!
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
And guess what? It is early release!
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_thanksgiving_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Thanksgiving Break.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_winter_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Winter Break.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_spring_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring Break.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_fall_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Fall Break.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
'You could always do some chores.',
'Lets try to keep the TV off today, ok?',
'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
Today for Lunch at school
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-nuggets' %}
they are having Chicken Nuggets.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-gwinnettburger' %}
they are having Gwinnetts Best Burger.
{{ [ 'Which seems like an overstatement if you ask me.',
'But is it really?',
'If you like this, I know where to find Texas Best Barbeque.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-pizza' %}
it is Pizza.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-minipups' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-hotdogs' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% else %}
it might be a good day to take something.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
'You could always do some chores.',
'Lets try to keep the TV off today. okay?',
'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant. want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Skylar Nightly Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
Skyler,
{{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',
'It is almost bedtime. That means you should be heading for the bathtub. Time to get clean.',
'I cannot communicate with the bathtub. Or I would have started the water for you already. So you will have to start the bath, <emphasis>yourself</emphasis>',
'My sensors are detecting a <emphasis>strange</emphasis> smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, <emphasis>you</emphasis> should start a bath.',
'I hate to say it but, it is time to get cleaned up.',
'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a bath? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me <emphasis>either</emphasis>. So we should keep it that way. Bath time now, <emphasis>sir</emphasis>.',
'The count down clock has started. Time to get cleaned up, and get your pajamas on.'
] | random }}
{% if is_state('sensor.school_tomorrow', 'on') %}
{{ [ 'Because you have school tomorrow. ',
'Because you have to get up early tomorrow for school.',
'Because you want to be ready for school tomorrow.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% set month=states("sensor.date").split('-')[1] | int %}
{%- if is_state('input_boolean.school_in_session', 'off') -%}
{{ [ 'Looks like tomorrow is another day of summer vacation. ',
'You are still on summer break tomorrow. ',
'Summer vacation does not last forever, but it is not over yet. '
] | random }}
{% else %}
Oh, and it appears you do not have school tomorrow
{% endif %}
{{ [ 'so you can sleep in late tomorrow. ',
' so there is not a reason to get up early tomorrow. ',
'so we can sleep in tomorrow. '
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int < 10 and states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int > 1 -%}
{{ [ 'I hate to say it, but ',
'Unforunately,',
'All good things must come to an end.'
] | random }}
There are only {{ states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state }} days
{{ [ 'left of summer vacation. ',
' left of summer break.',
'Until School starts again.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int == 1 -%}
Tomorrow is the first day of school. Are you ready?
{%- endif %}
{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int < 10 and states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int > 0 -%}
{{ [ 'School is almost over for the year.',
'You have made it to the end of the school year.',
'You are almost done with school.'
] | random }}
There are only {{ states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state }} days
{{ [ 'left in the school year ',
' left of school.',
'Until the last day of school.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
Tomorrow is the first day of summer. Are you ready?
{%- endif %}
{{ [ 'I have configured Skylers room for sleep prep. ',
'The lighting in Skylers room has been adjusted in preparation for bed.',
'I have executed the Pre bed routine for Skylers room.'
] | random }}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}