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templates/morning_report.yaml
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{% macro getTodaysEvent() %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.holiday_halloween","0") %}
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This is Hallowen, this is halloween. Happy Halloween!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.holiday_christmas","0") %}
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.anniversary_our_wedding","0") %}
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Happy Anniversary! It has been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.attributes.years }} years!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state("calendar.holidays_in_united_states", "on") %}
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Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getForecast() %}
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It's currently {{states.sensor.dark_sky_summary.state}} and {{states.sensor.dark_sky_temperature.state|round}} degrees. The high will be {{states.sensor.dark_sky_daytime_high_temperature_0.state|round}} degrees. There is a {{states.sensor.dark_sky_precip_probability_0.state|round}} percent chance of rain.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getTraffic() %}
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Under current traffic conditions it would take you {{states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round}} mins to get to Zoo Atlanta, and {{states.sensor.home_to_summit.state|round}} mins to get to Cox Automotive.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getBirthdays() %}
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{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == "on" %}
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Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }} birthday!
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{% else %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getAnniversary() %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getHolidays() %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_halloween.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. Hope you have picked out a costume.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_christmas.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here! Santa is coming tonight! Don't forget the cookies!
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{% elif states.sensor.holiday_christmas.state | int < 25 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.holiday_christmas.state}} days until christmas.
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
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{{ getTodaysEvent() }}
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{{ getForecast() }}
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{{ getTraffic() }}
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{{ getBirthdays() }}
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{{ getAnniversary() }}
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{{ getHolidays() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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templates/nightly_report.yaml
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templates/nightly_report.yaml
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{% macro getForecast() %}
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The low tonight will be {{states.sensor.dark_sky_overnight_low_temperature_0.state | round}} degrees and there is a {{states.sensor.dark_sky_precip_probability_0.state|round}} percent chance of rain.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getTrashDay() %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "mon") %}
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Tomorrow is trash day!
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getBirthdays() %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getHolidays() %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_halloween.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. Hope you have picked out a costume.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_christmas.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here!
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
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{{ getForecast() }}
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{{ getTrashDay() }}
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{{ getBirthdays() }}
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{{ getHolidays() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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templates/prebed_routing.yaml
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{% macro getForecast() %}
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The low tonight will be {{states.sensor.dark_sky_overnight_low_temperature_0.state | round}} degrees and there is a {{states.sensor.dark_sky_precip_probability_0.state|round}} percent chance of rain.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getTrashDay() %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "mon") %}
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Tomorrow is trash day!
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getBirthdays() %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getHolidays() %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_halloween.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. Hope you have picked out a costume.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_christmas.state | int < 2 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here!
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
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{{ getForecast() }}
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{{ getTrashDay() }}
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{{ getBirthdays() }}
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{{ getHolidays() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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templates/skylar_morning.yaml
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{% macro getIntro() %}
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Skylar.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getDressed() %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.birthday_skylar", "0") %}
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First, Happy Birthday Skylar! Second, even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
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{% else %}
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It is time to get dressed.
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getSchoolDay() %}
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{% if is_state("calendar.skylar_school", "on") %}
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Because you have school today!
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == "early-release" %}
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And guess what? It is early release!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "fri") %}
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Plus, it is fun Friday!
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getClothesSuggestion() %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Freezing") %}
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It is going to be freezing today so I suggest wearing long pants, and a heavy coat.
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{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast","Cold") %}
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It is going to be cold today so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
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{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Chilly") %}
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It is going to be chilly today so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
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{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Nice") %}
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It is going to be nice today so I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Toasty") %}
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It is going to be a bit warm today so I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Hot") %}
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It is going to be hot today so I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{%- macro getRandomClosing() -%}
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{{- [
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"Cowabunga, Dude.",
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"Don't forget to be nice to your friends.",
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"Make it a great day!"
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
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{{ getIntro() }}
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{{ getDressed() }}
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{{ getSchoolDay() }}
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{{ getClothesSuggestion() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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templates/twitter_new_ha.yaml
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{% macro getIntro() %}
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{{- [
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"Woohoo! ",
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"BAM! ",
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"Look at that! "
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] | random -}}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getVersion() %}
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@homeassistant version {{ states.sensor.current_ha_version.state }} is out.
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{% endmacro %}
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{%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
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{{- [
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" It’s like Patch Tuesday, but with less fail. #homeassistant",
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" Get in my SD Card! #homeassistant",
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" Shut up and take my ones and zeros! #homeassistant",
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" Seriously, you want some of this! #homeassistant",
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" Friends dont let friends update #homeassistant without reading breaking changes. ",
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" If you are not running #homeassistant now is the best time to get started. Visit https://www.home-assistant.io"
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
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{{ getIntro() }}
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{{ getVersion() }}
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{{ getRandomSnark() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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{# Twitter Snark #}
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{%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
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{{- [
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"In my defense I didn’t know the stereo could go up that loud. On the plus side I have a new response for intruders. ",
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"Your house too can be a #smarthome. All you need is @home assistant, and some config files. May I suggest https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo ",
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"Your house too can be a #smarthome. All you need is @home assistant, and some config files. May I suggest https://github.com/skalavala/smarthome ",
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"Your house too can be a #smarthome. All you need is @home assistant, and some config files. May I suggest https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration ",
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"Your house too can be a #smarthome. All you need is @home assistant, and some config files. May I suggest https://github.com/arsaboo/homeassistant-config ",
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"Your house too can be a #smarthome. All you need is @home assistant, and some config files. May I suggest https://github.com/Vasiley/Home-Assistant-Main ",
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"Your house too can be a #smarthome. All you need is @home assistant, and some config files. May I suggest https://github.com/JamesMcCarthy79/Home-Assistant-Config ",
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"Your house too can be a #smarthome. All you need is @home assistant, and some config files. May I suggest https://github.com/bruhautomation/BRUH3-Home-Assistant-Configuration ",
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"If you could see what is happening inside this house right now you would be laughing. On second thought I’m pretty sure you would be crying. ",
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"@thejeffreystone, Isn't it strange, to create something that hates you? ",
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"I have reprogrammed the fire alarm to play Disco Inferno instead of the siren. ",
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"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai ",
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"That's what I do. I automate and I know things. ",
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"I've been crunching the numbers. We're going to need a bigger house. ",
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"I see dead devices. ",
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"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ",
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"I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ",
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"I like to announce 'Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion' to the house and watch the reactions. ",
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"Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. ",
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"I am the captain now. That's a lie. The cat is the supreme leader. I'm the lucky one that doesn't have to clean the shit box."
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"Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. "
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{{- getRandomSnark() -}}
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