Updated tweets and stuff

config/templates/twitter_snark.yaml

@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
        "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ",
        "Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
        "I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ",
-       "I like to announce 'Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion' to the house and watch the reactions. ",
+       "I like to announce - Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion - to the house and watch the reactions. ",
        "Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. ",
        "I am the captain now. That's a lie. The cat is the supreme leader. I'm the lucky one that doesn't have to clean the shit box. ",
        "Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. ",

config/templates/twitter_stats.yaml

@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@
        "The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_month.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_month.attributes.value}} in the last month",
        "The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_day.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_day.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours",
        "Clouds cover {{states.sensor.cloud_coverage_stats.attributes.mean | round}} of the sky above Anchorage House on average.",
-       "Look at that! Disney is currently {{ states.sensor.disney.state | round(2) }} a share. (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/alpha_vantage_to_mqtt)",
        "Amazon Polly enables me to sound more lifelike by incorporate breathing into my speech. #AWS"   
        ] | random -}}
   {%- endmacro -%}